August 8, 2011

Review: Super 8

Directed by: JJ Abrams
Starring: Joel Courtney, Kyle Chandler, Elle Fanning, Riley Griffiths

Soon after witnessing a catastrophic train crash, a group of friends begin to notice strange phenomenon in their small home town. Eager to somehow incorporate the events into their own movie, the group dig deeper into the events surrounding the crash only to discover something a lot more sinister is at hand. J. J. Abrams and Steven Spielberg invite us to remember how movies used to be.

Super 8

Let me set a scene for you. In a small, American suburb some time in the early 80′s, a group of friends are living out their childhood. No video games and no Internet mean that these kids have imagination. They go outside. They ride their BMX bikes. They covet their house brick sized Walkmans as the height of technology. Then, an alien visitor is thrown in the mix. At first they aren’t sure if the alien is friendly or hostile but what they do know is that the government and military are hot on its heels and will stop at nothing to capture it and cover up its existence. Against his better judgement, and advice of his peers, one of the group makes a connection with the creature. He realises that the visitor doesn’t mean anyone any harm, he’s simply trying to get home. This boy’s name is Elliott. You know this story. If you’re my age, you grew up on this story.

I experienced a bit of a mixture of anticipation and indifference during the build up to the release of Super 8. As with most of his projects, Abrams gave very little away other than the fact that he would be working closely with Spielberg and that it would be a monster/alien movie. With the success of Cloverfield but the saturation of the genre, you can understand why I couldn’t make my mind up. What I got, however was a very pleasant surprise.

I’ll say right off the bat that Super 8 is simply the best homage to the innocence of the 1980s childhood that modern cinema has ever produced. It doesn’t shout about the decade in which it is set. It’s effortless in such a way that you know that a massive amount of effort went into making it seem that way. It does its job and by extension, proves that Abrams and Spielberg have done theirs.

The plot was familiar but more than original enough to be entertaining. The young cast were superb, particularly Elle Fanning who exhibits all of her older sister’s talent, without the nails-on-chalkboard voice and the special effects were spectacular but not over the top. I can only imagine that Super 8 would look fantastic in IMAX. Scripting, which is an area that can make or break a movie set in a specific period in history, was superb and never once causes your suspension of disbelief to waver.

I did start to wonder, though. There is a chance that I loved this movie so much because it was a wildly successful nostalgia-fest. Without the wonderfully executed homage to the films of my youth, would I have still enjoyed Super 8 as much? You can’t help but think  that a movie which draws so much of its charm from days gone by must inevitably lose some of its punch when viewed by an audience who weren’t around during that time. On the whole, though, I think Abrams and Spielberg handled this potentially sticky accessibility issue with skill. I think rather than making the movie, the homage to better times and better films simply makes a good movie great.

In closing, Super 8 is no E.T. But it proves, in its final not to the Spielberg classic, that even a movie only half as good can still win out over the septic tank of summer blockbusters that pollute our theatres these days.

Verdict: starstarstarstarstar

May 9, 2011

Review: Trollhunter (tbc)

Directed by: André Øvredal
Starring: Hans Morten Hansen, Tomas Alf Larsen, Johanna Mørck

I first heard of this by way of a trailer on iTunes a few weeks ago and it sort of caught my eye. As rubbish as they usually are, I really love it when movies come out that deal with an established myth or folklore story in a new way (that said, I have no interest whatsoever in seeing Red Riding Hood). Trollhunter is a Blair Witch style mockumentary set in rural Norway. A group of filmmakers on the trail of a bear poacher, instead end up tagging along with a bizarre government employee, the only one in Norway, who’s job it is to track down and kill trolls to protect the public while also working to keep them a secret. Sounds pretty bonkers, but check out the trailer to see why it caught my eye:

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April 7, 2011

Review: Rubber (TBC)

Directed by: Quentin Dupieux
Starring: Stephen Spinella, Roxane Mesquida

You may have heard of this one, maybe not. Rubber follows the story of an abandoned car tyre that comes to life and begins killing off the population of a remote desert community by psychokinetically blowing up their heads. Yeah, you read that right. So anyway, after a stupidly long break from this little old site, allow me to review what is probably the most ridiculous movie I’ve ever heard of.

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August 23, 2010

Review: Salt (12a)

Directed by: Phillip Noyce
Starring: Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber

Synopsis: When seasoned CIA spook Evelyn Salt (Jolie) is named as a Russian double agent she goes on the run to find her husband and clear her name. The only problem is Salt may well be everything that she’s accused of being. As the foretold “Day X”, the proposed start of World War 3, draws nearer the truth about Salt must be uncovered to save the world.

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June 1, 2010

Weekend Viewing: A round-up.

This weekend I watched some movies. Get a cup of tea and have a read of my mini reviews. Also, let me know if you like this format because I think it could be a pretty decent way to post in the future.

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May 15, 2010

Review: A Nightmare on Elm Street (18)

Directed by: Samuel Bayer
Starring: Jackie Earle Haley, Kyle Gallner, Rooney Mara

Twenty-six years and seven sequels later, Wes Craven‘s most recognisable horror creation is re-booted. This re-imagining of the classic horror tale has been on my radar for some time now as I was a huge fan of the 1984 original starring Heather Langenkamp, John Saxon and Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger. When I heard that Jackie Earle Haley (Rorschach from Watchmen) was set to play Krueger in the reboot I was even more excited to see what could be done with Craven’s over-worked baby.

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May 4, 2010

Review: Iron Man 2

Directed by: Jon Faverau
Starring: Robert Downy Jr. Don Cheadle, Gweneth Paltrow, Micky Rourke

It’s been six months (well about 2 years, our time) since Tony Stark threw down his cue cards and announced to the world that he was Iron Man. The world is a different place, it is at peace and the worlds first walking nuclear deterrent doesn’t only have to worry about enemies on the battlefield. The government wants his suit, his company is on the verge of ruin and the arc reactor chest piece that saved his life is now beginning to kill him. When things couldn’t get more challenging, enter Ivan Vanko, son of Howard Stark’s disgraced Russian employee, intent on destroying Tony; not just the man, but the symbol he has become.

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March 27, 2010

Review: Kick-Ass (15)

Directed by: Matthew Vaughn
Starring: Aaron Johnson, Chloe Moretz, Christopher Mintz Plasse, Nicolas Cage

Based on a comic book mini-series that wasn’t even finished when production began, Kick-Ass follows Dave Lizewski, a teenager who buys a costume and hits the streets as a “super hero” to help people. Using the moniker Kick-Ass he discovers that he is way out of his depth when he meets the real deal in the form of Hit Girl and Big Daddy, a father and daughter pair of vigilantes on the trail of mob boss Frank D’Amico. As Kick Ass begins to get the blame for the pair’s “work” he finds himself in the sights of the D’Amico family who put their own “super-hero” on the streets to trap Kick-Ass.

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Movie Recommendations: March ’10

Bloomin ‘eck! I’ve been super busy with work so I haven’t had time to get all ten movie recommendations together for you this month… sorry about that. But don’t think for a minute that I’ve ran out of great movies for you guys. Hopefully next month I should be back on form. But anyway, here you go… 5 movies you need in your life.

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March 1, 2010

Review: Legion (tbc)

Directed by: Scott Stewart
Starring: Paul Bettany, Dennis Quaid, Lucas Black

Tired of mankind’s wicked ways, God has had enough. He instructs his general; The Archangel Michael (Bettany), to lead his army to earth to exterminate the human race for good. Convinced that there is still hope for man, Michael gives God the finger, heads down to Earth and cuts off his wings, transubstantiating into complete human form and heads to a diner in the middle of nowhere. There he meets up with a motley crew of misfits including a woman pregnant with man’s only saviour. It is here the final battle for mankind’s survival will unfold. Oh yeah, did I mention that Michael has a fuck load of guns? Probably should have.

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Review: Edge of Darkness (15)

Directed by: Martin Campbell
Starring: Mel Gibson, Ray Winstone, Danny Huston

When his daughter is gunned down in front of him, aging detective Thomas Craven (Mel Gibson) begins an investigation that will lead him into the darkest realms of corporate conspiracy and government corruption. Edge of Darkness sees Gibson return to kicking ass and taking names and also stars Ray Winstone and Danny Huston.

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February 16, 2010

Movie Recommendations: February ’10 Part II

Okay so because of work and other stuff I’ve missed my Valentines day launch so my romantic movies can wait for now. What I do have though is a bit of a mixed bag. Some new sci-fi, a bit of feel-good teen comedy and what is simply the most horrific movie I’ve ever seen… seriously.

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January 29, 2010

Movie Recommendations: February ’10 Part I

I know that last time I said I’d give you some comedies to make up for the nasty shit I recommended but as I was thinking about what to share with you this time I just got more violence and scary stuff. Oh well, Maybe I’ll write a piece on Steve Martin or something next time to lighten it up. Anyway, here are  5 more movies for you to wile away the hours.

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January 11, 2010

Movie Recommendations January ’10 part II

So I’m back again with more movies for you. I thought I’d give this one a more solid theme and have chosen 5 movies that, while excellent, are not very nice. They are all violent in the extreme and some are quite depressing but they are all great. So let’s get started with five movies that you may never forgive me for recommending.

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January 1, 2010

Movie Recommendations: January ’10 Part I

Happy New Year, movie fans! Hope you all had a good Christmas and New Year and are ready for the next hand full of recommendations I have lined up. I’ve got a really mixed bag this time around so get a cuppa and some biscuits and check out these five little gems.

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December 19, 2009

Review: Avatar – 3D (12a)

Directed by: James Cameron
Starring: Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana, Sigourney Weaver

James Cameron returns to the fore after a 12 year hiatus with his $3oo million game-changer, Avatar. This simple story of man’s ruthless desire to take anything he wants has been brought to life in stunning 3D. Paralysed ex-marine Jake Sully is the last hope of a peaceful arrangement with the native population of the planet Pandora, the Na’vi. Using a remote controlled Na’vi body called an Avatar, Sully must gain the trust of the native population and urge them to move away from their home, an area of great interest to the human invaders. As patience runs out, Sully finds that he may have been on the wrong side of the fight all along.

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December 13, 2009

Review: The Box (12a)

Directed by: Richard Kelly
Starring: Cameron Diaz, James Marsden

Richard Kelly once again squeezes our mind-grapes in his trademark style. The Box follows a couple played by Diaz and Marsden who are offered the opportunity to make a million dollars to push a button and be responsible for the death of one person, somewhere in the world, they don’t know. Unbeknown to the pair, this choice is just the beginning of a mind-bending series of events that will tear the family and even the human race apart.

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December 10, 2009

Movie Recommendations: December ’09 Part II

Today, with one exception I’ll be recommending fairly recent movies. For this reason you may well have heard of most of them. Still, if you haven’t seen them before or haven’t seen them recently, you should check them out. So with that, here are my final recommendations for 2009.

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December 5, 2009

Review: Law Abiding Citizen (18)

Directed by: F. Gary Gray
Starring: Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx

Gerard Butler stars as Clide Shelton, the lone survivor of a home invasion that saw his wife and young daughter brutally murdered. As the case reaches court Clide witnesses what he believes to be an even greater crime; that his own lawyer (Jamie Foxx) brokers a plea deal in exchange for a lenient sentence in an effort to keep his own career untarnished. Snap forward ten years and Clide’s plans for true justice begin to surface.

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December 1, 2009

Movie Recommendations: December ’09 Part I

Welcome back, everyone! Time for another dive into movie gold with five more of my movie recommendations. We have a very mixed bag this time with drama, thrillers, true crime and side-splitting comedy genius. Get yourself a brew and check out my latest movie picks.

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November 26, 2009

Review: Harry Brown (18)

Directed by: Daniel Barber
Starring: Michael Caine, Ben Drew

Brutal vigilante thriller crosses the pond as Michael Caine stars as the titular Harry Brown, an elderly widower who takes the law into his own hands when his only friend is murdered by a gang of local thugs. As Harry journeys deeper into the seedy and violent criminal underworld he must find the inner strength to not only avenge his friend but also make it out alive, with his soul in tact.

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November 18, 2009

Concerning James Cameron; A biography.

The year is 1954. Dwight D Eisenhower is in the white house, Roger Banister runs the first sub four minute mile, The DNA ‘double helix’ structure is discovered and in the small town of  Kapuskasing, Ontario, Canada James Francis Cameron is born. At the age of 17 James moved to the United States and later graduated from California State University with a degree in physics, something that would later prove to be more than worthwhile. Throughout his higher education years, James had aspirations of becoming a screen writer and would spend hours upon hours in the USC library reading pretty much anything he could lay his hands on that related to the technical practice of film making and, in particular, special effects. After graduating he took a job as a truck driver to pay his way while he followed this dream.

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November 13, 2009

Movie Recommendations: November ’09 Part II

Blimey, that time already!? I guess time just shoots past when you’re watching great movies, no? Well I hope you’re sitting comfortably because here comes this month’s second helping of movies from the “win” pile. Enjoy.

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November 11, 2009

Stockholm Syndrome: What makes an audience like the bad guy?

I defy any of you to be unable to find at least one movie where you secretly, or indeed not so secretly, root for the bad guy. I guess that something in all of us responds to a certain type of charismatic rule breaking or disdain for authority and/or a corrupt status quo. It’s no secret that’s why vigilante movies are so popular. With critically acclaimed Harry Brown, the latest Joe-Public-takes-the-law-into-his-own-hands story, seeing it’s pre-release advance screenings tonight I thought I’d take a look at just what makes a “bad” guy we can all get behind.

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November 7, 2009

Review: The Men Who Stare at Goats (15)

Directed by: Grant Heslov
Starring: Ewan McGregor, George Clooney, Jeff Bridges, Kevin Spacey

Ewan McGregor plays Bob, a disillusioned newspaper journalist who, following his divorce goes to Iraq in search of a story, a goal and something to believe in. It is here he meets Lyn Cassady played by George Clooney who begins to tell the story of how he and other soldiers were involved in a secret military operation to create psychic soldiers. Bob is inadvertently swept up into Lyn’s current secret mission to find a hidden military installation in the Iraqi desert by means of “remote viewing”. Kevin Spacey and Jeff Bridges co-star in this voyage of discovery that, I guarantee isn’t what you’re expecting.

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November 1, 2009

Movie Recommendations: November ’09 Part I

So here we go again. Another month, another load of recommendations for you. These ones aren’t quite as obscure as the last lot so it might be a case of re-discovery rather than an introduction but in any event these are 5 movies I definitely think you should check out (again, if applicable).

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October 30, 2009

The Alien Prequel: Can it fix a broken franchise?

It’s been 30 years since audiences were introduced to a whole new kind of terror. From the moment the iconic trailer played to unsuspecting cinema-goers it was evident that Alien would forever change the face of both the horror and sci-fi genres. In those 30 years the franchise went from being improved by the genius of James Cameron in the sequel Aliens, to just ticking over in David Fincher‘s Alien3, to taking a bizarre, nonsensical dive in Jean-Pierre Jeunet‘s Alien: Resurrection and finally being wounded and subsequently pounded into the ground by the two Alien vs Predator movies. But it was announced earlier this year that the legendary director that birthed the legendary franchise would be returning to make the 5th (not counting the AVP movies) installment, a prequel. That’s right, Sir Ridley Scott is coming home. But is it too little, too late?

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October 28, 2009

Movie Recommendations: Web Designer Takeover!

Get this! I asked some of my favourite designers/developers/creative types to give me one obscure/overlooked movie that they wanted to recommend to you, my lovely readers… and guess what, they ever so kindly replied! At first I just thought it would be cool to post their recommendations but when they started arriving in my inbox I realised that they reflected, in a unique way, the designers’ individual style and mentality. I really enjoyed reading them and have added each one to my to-watch list.

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October 26, 2009

Review: Paranormal Activity (TBC)

Directed by: Oren Peli
Starring: Katie Featherston, Micah Sloat

“Reality” horror movie made on a shoestring using the actors’ real names and claiming to be footage recovered by police depicting a paranormal event. I finally checked out a movie that was originally released on the festival circuit back in 2007 and has just had a general release. So here we go, my review of The Blair Witch Pro…. erm, I mean Paranormal Activity.

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October 21, 2009

My top 5 War Movies

War is bad, mmkay. But there have been some truly outstanding movies based on real life wars. It’s a fine balancing act between shooting a really engaging and entertaining movie and staying true to the events so as not to upset any surviving veterans. With that, let’s get right into it with my five favourite war movies!

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October 17, 2009

Review: Zombieland (15)

Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone, Abigail Breslin
Directed by: Ruben Fleischer

It’s a question as old as the genre itself; How would you survive the zombie apocolypse? This simple question forms the premise of Ruben Fleischer’s Zombieland. Not concerned with the origins of the walking dead (although it does get mentioned), Zombieland is purely about the struggle of staying alive once the majority had turned zombie. Jesse Eisenberg plays Columbus (Because that’s where he’s headed. People don’t use their names, just the names of the places they’re going/have come from.) one of the few remaining actual people who scratch out a living by moving from place to place scavenging supplies and avoiding the hoards of zombies. Things go wrong… well right… but wrong, when he meets Tallahassee (Harrelson) and then Witchita (Stone) and her sister Little Rock (Breslin) and the group head out to the west coast… to visit a theme park.

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October 8, 2009

Movie Recommendations: October ’09 Part II

As promised, I’m back with another handful of movies for you to check out. I hope you watched some if not all of last month’s suggestions and I hope you enjoyed them. So without further subterfuge or delay… here are my movie recommendations for November!

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October 5, 2009

Movie Recommendations: October ’09

So I had this thought when reading the comments you left on my top 5 alien movies post. When a number of you said that you’d never watched my number 2 spot (Dark City) I thought I could easily post a hand full of recommendations each month for you lot to go and see. I figured it would not only make for some good content, but it would also get me watching more new movies. I’m not going to stick to a genre or any particular era. just movies that I like and I think you should check out. So, here’s my first selection.

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October 1, 2009

Bring back small movie theatres.

I’ve often thought about why movies are so important to me. Why do I love the cinema more than most other people? To this day I couldn’t tell you with 100% certainty why this is the case but I can give you my best guess. It’s the town where I lived in Canada until I was 9. More specifically the local movie theatre, the Forest Kineto theatre. This little one-screen theatre holds some of my fondest childhood memories. I saw some of my all-time favourite movies there. The Back to the Future trilogy, E.T, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the list goes on and on. I went pretty often with my parents and my sister, mainly because it was 5 minutes away from home and because it was so cheap. To this day the ticket price is just $5 Canadian, about £2.

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September 25, 2009

My top 5 Alien movies

I think you know the drill by now. If you check out my top 5 vampire movies you’ll see what I’m getting at. As a sci-fi lover (yet one who couldn’t give two shits about Star Wars or Star Trek) I love movies about aliens. They can be action packed, heart-warming or absolutely terrifying. There have been a lot of stinkers but at the same time there have been some truly great movies about what may lurk on planets other than our own. So here are my 5 favourites!

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September 2, 2009

Dawn of the third dimension.

December sees the release of a movie 15 years in the making… well, actually two or three years in the making. James Cameron had the idea for Avatar some fifteen years ago but didn’t make it until now. Why? Because the required technology didn’t exist yet. Hell, it didn’t exist when his patience ran out and he decided to make it anyway. He thought “Fuck it.” and invented the tech himself. With the help of visual effects super-giant Weta, James Cameron is finally releasing a film that, he says, will not only amaze and dazzle audiences but will change the face of cinema forever. The main key to his celluloid renascence; digital 3D.

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September 1, 2009

Review: District 9 (15)

Directed by: Neill Blomkamp
Starring: Sharlto Copley

Every so often, even seasoned movie geeks get blindsided. We can be so focused on what the big guns like Jim Cameron and Martin Scorsese are doing that we miss an absolute blinder sneaking in under the radar. Well for me, District 9 was nearly one of these. Due for release in North America in August, I didn’t even know of the film’s existence until July. Odd considering that it’s right up my street. A modern sci-fi story with plenty of aliens, gore and giant robots. What makes this even more shocking is that it’s produced by cinema uber-giant Peter Jackson. Well, after a delayed UK release (Seriously, guys. It’s 2009. Worldwide release dates please.) I finally saw what all the fuss was about.

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August 24, 2009

Is Twitter killing Hollywood Movies? A Response.

Today my friend, Dennis posted an article on his site The Beta News about how movie studio fat cats see twitter as detrimental to the movie industry. They are concerned that people are instantly coming out of a screening and tweeting their, often negative, opinions on the movie and this is acting as a catalyst for bad publicity. Where before you’d have to pick up a newspaper or a copy of Empire to read about the latest movies, now you have short, sharp opinions hand delivered to you in your Twitter feed. What used to happen in days or weeks is now happening in minutes. But is this actually bad for the movie industry? I don’t think so.

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July 21, 2009

Review – Bruno (18)

Directed by: Larry Charles
Starring: Sascha Baron Cohen

It’s been 3 years since Borat hit our screens and had the nation shouting “Is nice!” in a dodgy accent and now Sascha baron Cohen is back at it again with his latest character, Austrian fashion journalist, Bruno. The “story” follows Bruno travelling to America on a voyage of self discovery with his assistant where he appears on talk shows, conducts interviews and generally meets with people who will be most annoyed by him. Gee, where have we heard that scenario before?

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July 13, 2009

My top 5 Bad Guy Actors

What makes a good bad guy? Is it when they’re terrifying, when they make your skin crawl? Or is it when they’re done so well that you actually like them? Well it’s no surprise that certain actors in Hollywood do bad guys better than pretty much anyone else. So here it goes, my choice for top 5 bad guy actors.

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July 1, 2009

Review – Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (12A)

Directed by: Michael Bay
Starring: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, John Turturro, Tyrese Gibson

Two years have passed since Megatron and the Decepticons had their asses handed to them by Optimus Prime and the Autobots and the latter have remained on Earth and have formed a secret alliance with military forces to form an elite force, NEST, to seek out and destroy any remaining Decepticons. While out on one of these clean-up missions NEST encounter some Decepticons with an ominous message; The Fallen will return.

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June 29, 2009

My top 5 Chase scenes

If you’re creating an action packed movie then you seriously need to think about adding a chase sequence to keep people’s hearts pounding. Some of the best action and suspense films ever made have been successes based entirely on the inclusion of a kick-ass chase. So here are my top 5 chase scenes!

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May 20, 2009

Review: Angels and Demons (12)

Directed by: Ron Howard
Starring: Tom Hanks, Ewan McGregor

I’ve read all four of Dan Brown’s popular short-chapter cheap-thrills novels (Digital Fortress, The Da Vinci Code, Deception Point and Angels and Demons) and I have to say I’ve enjoyed them all. Long before Ron Howard began work on The Da Vinci Code, however, I’d come to the conclusion that if either of the Robert Langdon novels were to make their way to the big screen it would be Angels and Demons that would make the better film. The intense focused race against time wasn’t as broken by long historical explanations and the subject matter meant there was more scope for impressive special effects and action sequences. But I have been wrong before…

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April 20, 2009

My top 5 Vampire Movies

Of all the mythical horror creatures out there, it’s probably safe to say that none have been given the big screen (or straight-to-video) treatment as much as good old Mr. Vampire. Audiences have enjoyed having the crap scared out of them by one form of blood sucker or another for decades upon decades. But here, in all it’s glory is my list of the top 5 greatest Vampire Movies.

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April 17, 2009

The 5 greatest comic-to-film characters

It’s no secret that the most difficult kind of movie to make is one where there is an existing fan base for the story in another form. The “The book is always gonna be better than the movie!” crowd are notoriously hard to please. So much so that there have only been a hand full of truly great adaptations, and even fewer for movies that are adapted from comic books.

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March 26, 2009

Review – Knowing (15)

Starring: Nicolas Cage
Directed by: Alex Proyas

Imagine you’re given fore warning of global disasters only to discover that you not only know they’re coming but that you play a vital part in the grand plan of fate. Knowing is the story of John Koestler, a teacher at MIT (They all work at MIT) and single parent following the death of his wife in a hotel fire a year earlier. Johns son, Caleb receives an envelope from the school’s 50 year old time capsule containing a list of seemingly random numbers. It isn’t long, though, before Mr. MIT works out a system in the numbers. They are dates and death tolls of every major global disaster for the last 50 years, in perfect sequence.

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March 7, 2009

Review – Watchmen (18)

Directed by: Zack Snyder,
Starring: Jackie Earle Haley, Billy Crudup, Malin Akerman, Patrick Wilson

The year is 1985. President Richard Nixon is in his 5th consecutive term in office. America has triumphed in Vietnam and currently stands minutes away from nuclear war with the USSR. Masked vigilantes have been outlawed but one of the original ‘masks’, Rorschach remains active. When former vigilante The Comedian (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) is murdered Rorschach must leave no stone unturned to get to the bottom of a sinister plot, the magnitude of which defies belief. This is Watchmen.

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September 11, 2008

Review – Pineapple Express (15)

Directed by: David Gordon Green
Starring: Seth Rogen, James Franco

Dale Denton (Rogen) and Saul Silver (Franco) star as customer and drug dealer respectively as they must try to save their own lives after witnessing a murder where even the police are involved in this kind of clever but not clever at all laugh riot.

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August 7, 2008

Review – The X-Files: I want to Believe (15)

Directed by: Chris Carter
Starring: David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Billy Connolly, Amanda Peet, Xzibit

***WARNING – POSSIBLE SPOILERS***

It’s been about 7 years since we last saw the two most famous FBI agents in the world and despite the series winding down in popularity (and credibility) towards the end, they left us wanting more. Well, now, all these years later we get more. Mulder and Scully, now no longer employees of the FBI are enlisted by the bureau once again, this time to help find a missing agent with the help of a convicted paedophile priest (Connolly) who also claims to be a psychic.

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August 1, 2008

Review – The Dark Knight (12a)

Directed By: Christopher Nolan
Starring: Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart, Gary Oldman, Maggie Gyllenhaal

A year (in movie time) after the caped crusader appeared on the streets of Gotham City, Crime is coming to an end. Mobsters and thugs who were previously untouchable are being brought to justice and corruption is dying a death. A new District Attorney, Harvey Dent (Eckhart) is finishing the work Batman is starting by seeing the criminals put behind bars in their hundreds. But the criminal element in the city finds unlikely… and deadly support in the form of an unknown psychopath known as The Joker. It soon becomes clear that Gotham now needs Batman more than ever before.

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May 23, 2008

Review – Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (12a)

Directed by: Steven Spielberg
Starring: Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Karren Allen, Shia LaBeouf, Ray Winstone

After a 19 year hiatus from the silver screen, everyone’s favourite archaeologist and adventurer returns. On the trail of a mythical city of solid gold, Indy and his new found sidekick Mutt Williams (LaBeouf) must seek out a lost crystal skull, said to have untold power. Hot on his tail, however is Irina Spalko, a Russian scientist and lunatic obsessed with the possibility of psychic warfare. Indy must not only find the skull and city of gold before they fall into the hands of those pesky reds but he must also deal with some hard-hitting surprises a lot closer to home.

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May 15, 2008

Some big hitters drawing ever closer.

I’ve not done one of these for a while so I thought I’d talk about some things that are due for a release in the coming months. I’ll also talk about the success (or not) of some of the things we’ve already seen this year. I’m as excited as ever about the forthcoming releases that summer has to offer, particularly as it sees some of my favourite actors/directors/franchises making their triumphant returns.

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May 12, 2008

Review – Iron Man (12A)

Directed By: Jon Favreau
Starring: Robert Downey Jr, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeff Bridges, Terrance Howard

When billionaire CEO of weapons manufacturer Stark Industries, Tony Stark, is kidnapped by extremists in Afghanistan his eyes are opened. He must protect the world from the weapons he once created. By building a state-of-the-art suit of mechanised armour, Stark becomes Iron Man. But will he be in time to prevent untold carnage at the hands of people who he once called friends?

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April 28, 2008

Review – In Bruges (18)

Directed By: Martin McDonagh
Starring: Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, Ralph Fiennes

Hit men Ray (Farrell) and Ken (Gleeson) are sent to Bruges, Belgium following a semi-successful job in London. Unsure about why they have been sent to Bruges the two men try and make the best of their 2 week stay. But soon it becomes apparent that their purpose in Bruges is not all together savoury. What ensues is a blackly funny chain of events that will leave many dead and many more offended.

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April 21, 2008

Review – Street Kings (15)

Directed By: David Ayer
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Forest Whitaker

David Ayer brings us another hard-hitting, street cop story of corruption and betrayal with Street Kings. Reeves stars as Tom “Lud” Ludlow, a borderline alcoholic who’s indiscretions have been skillfully covered up by his team and his commanding officer, Jack Wander (Whitaker). But when Lud is implicated in the death of another cop he is forced to turn against the force he loves and men who were once his friends and find out if he has been on the right side from the start.

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April 17, 2008

It’s all about first impressions.

That’s how the saying goes and I’m inclined to believe it. Get someone hooked early and you’ll have ‘em for the duration. I believe this translates to cinema as well. Opening credits, although they may seem like a formality, are absolutely key in forming a person’s opinion of a movie. Sure, the movie itself might be so good or so bad that the person’s impression of the opening credits doesn’t count for much but I think they are few and far between. I tend to find that if I’m impressed with the opening credits of a film I will be much more receptive to the rest of it’s duration. there are three main components in a title sequence; Typography, Visuals and Music/Audio. The key, it seems, is knowing how to apply them in the correct proportions. The best opening sequences apply the three components in a way that best suits the movie. I’ll show you three of my favourite ever title sequences each of which uses one of these components to a greater degree than the other two.

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April 11, 2008

Review – 21 (12A)

Starring: Jim Sturgess, Kevin Spacey, Kate Bosworth
Directed by: Robert Luketic

Star MIT student, Ben Campbell (Sturgess) is offered the means to get all the money he needs to go to Harvard Medical School and much, much more by joining a team of card counters as they take Las Vegas for millions in Robert Liketic’s fun, stylish, yet slightly predictable caper.

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March 31, 2008

The truth is still, very much, out there

A good few months ago now, a friend of mine said “hey, did you know that they’re making a new X Files movie?” and, indeed, I did not know. I was pretty surprised though especially considering how the series ended. You wouldn’t think there would be much scope for a new movie in the main mythology of the X Files. But, alas the rumour has turned out to be true and the new movie is due for release on August 1st this year.

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March 6, 2008

Review – Jumper (12A)

Starring: Hayden Christensen, Jamie Bell, Samuel L Jackson, Rachel Bilson
Directed by: Doug Liman

David Rice (Christensen) discovers he has the ability to “Jump” anywhere in the world in an instant. After getting some money together he sets out on a life of leisure until he discovers that Jumpers like him are in the midst of a war that has been raging for hundreds of years. Paladins, religious fanatics who believe that only god should have this power, set out to wipe the Jumpers off the planet. Now he must fight in order to save, not only his own life, but the lives of his loved ones.

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February 14, 2008

Review – Juno (12A)

Directed By: Jason Reitman
Starring: Ellen Page, Michael Cera

Juno MacGuf (Page), a 16 year old, high school junior finds herself pregnant after a one-time sexual encounter with her best friend. After deciding against an abortion Juno sets out on the bumpy path of finding and arranging a family who will adopt her baby while dealing with her relationship with the father, Paulie (Cera).

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February 9, 2008

My ultimate movie soundtrack.

I’ve been thinking a lot about putting together a CD of 20 or so songs from movie soundtracks. I find that (I can’t stress enough that this is MY personal opinion.) the songs that are called “classics” from movie soundtracks are the shittest. They’re cheesy and way over-rated. I’m talking about your Unchained Melody from Ghost and Kiss Me from She’s All That. Far too much stock is put into these songs. I want to include songs that make me smile because they remind me of a good movie.

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February 2, 2008

Review – Cloverfield (15)

Directed by: Matt Reeves
Starring: Michael Stahl-David, T.J. Miller, Odette Yustman

Cloverfield… Rarely do we see a movie released in a shroud of such secrecy. Other than “monster attacks city” and some carefully edited clips of shaky camera work depicting the decapitation of lady liberty the publicity has been sparse and increasingly bizarre. Ever since I first saw Transformers back in May I’ve been chomping at the bit to see it. Last night was opening night and all of my waiting was over.

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January 24, 2008

Review – Aliens vs Predator: Requiem (15)

Directors: Colin Strause, Greg Strause

Starring: Steven Pasquale, Reiko Aylesworth

When I saw the HD trailer for AVP:R a few months back I was so excited, I swear I peed a little. Over the months that followed I learned more about the story and remained quite excited. After all, it looked, from the trailer, to be the film that we wanted the first time around, i.e. with the gore we wanted. It also had glimpses of James Cameron’s classic Aliens in that the creatures had the ridges in their heads as seen in the 1986 sequel.

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January 22, 2008

No screenings for old men

I was planning on going to see No Country For Old Men tonight as I had nothing else to do but when I looked to see what time it was on, I found, to my surprise that it wasn’t showing at Mansfield, Derby or Chesterfield! I was gobsmacked. If i want to see this film I’m going to have to drive to Nottingham at the very least! I understand it’s not the biggest film out at the moment, nor has it had the hype of some of it’s rivals but it is a Coen Brothers film after all and it does star Tommy Lee Jones and Woody Harrelson, not small-time actors.

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January 15, 2008

My 5 Favourite Characters

So yeah, this is my 5 favourite movie characters, in no particular order. Once you’ve read my list, I’d love to hear yours!

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January 11, 2008

Thoughts on Cloverfield

Next weekend (the 18th) the much anticipated POV monster movie, Cloverfield hits US screens. From producer JJ Abrams, Cloverfield seems to be breaking new ground when it comes to hype and viral publicity, but will it live up to the, near unattainable, hype it has created for itself?

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December 27, 2007

Review – I Am Legend (15)

Directed by: Francis Lawrence

Starring: Will Smith

2012: As the only man left alive in New York City, and possibly the world, following the outbreak of a deadly man-made virus, Dr. Robert Neville must find a cure for the ones the virus didn’t kill. Before the infected kill him.

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December 9, 2007

I beg you, modern Hollywood, don’t fuck this up!

There’s a good few movies coming out in the first half of next year that I’m chomping at the bit to go and see. Alien vs. Predator: Requiem, Rambo, Cloverfield, Iron Man… the list goes on. All of those films have their own flavour of hype, AVP:R looks to be the film we so desperately wanted last time round, Cloverfield is shrouded in mystery to the point where we’re not even 100% sure it will actually be called Cloverfield and Iron Man… well, it has Robert Downey Jr. flying around in a red and yellow metal suit. That’s all well and good but none of these are coming from especially acclaimed production pedigrees. One film however seems truly worthy of the hype… and, ironically, it’s not actually had that much. On May 22nd the UK will see the release of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

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December 4, 2007

My 5 favourite Actors, in no particular order.

This isn’t an easy piece to write for many reasons… Firstly, there are hundreds of thousands of actors working in Hollywood today. Granted, major studios tend to pick casts from a list of about 50 names (Unless they’re working on a Tarantino picture. I wouldn’t be surprised if that guy considered raising actors from the dead in a voodoo ritual if he thought they would be a good accompaniment to Samuel L Jackson in his next big role… Robert Forster for Christ’s sake!) and that is split up into age groups so casting crews have an even easier job. Despite this list, I have to think about MY favourite actors from the thousands of movies I’ve seen, be it a working legend like Robert De Niro or the forgotten action hero Michael Beihn.

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November 30, 2007

Review – American Gangster (18)

Directed by: Ridley Scott

Starring: Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe

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In the late 60s and early 70s, the drug trade in New York was run by one man. Ridley Scott’s latest film American Gangster chronicles the rise and fall of “the most dangerous man walking the streets of the city”, Frank Lucas.

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November 1, 2007

Review – 30 Days of Night (15)

Director: David Slade

Starring: Josh Hartnett, Melissa George

Vampires, a film-maker’s dream job in my opinion. You have some hard and fast rules to abide by such as sunlight=death and vampires drink blood. Other than that you pretty much have carte blanche to put your own spin on the vampire legend. Anne Rice made them immune to crosses and garlic but sleeping in coffins was a necessity, Robert Rodriguez made them vulnerable to pretty much all traditional means of killing vampires but made them grotesque monsters rather than evil humans with pointy teeth and pale skin in From Dusk til Dawn. Given this huge scope, you’d think that we would be swimming in extremely good vampire movies… truth is, most of them suck. Out of modern ones, the only ones I’d say were worthy of 3 or more stars were Blade (just the first one) and Interview with a Vampire. And yes, since Blade 3 we’ve had a bit of a drought of vampire flicks making it to the big screen…It’s been all about the zombies. That is until now.

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October 4, 2007

Review – The Brave One (18)

When radio show host Erica Bain (Jodie Foster) is the victim of a violent attack in New York City she makes the life-altering choice to take the law into her own hands in a string of vigilante justice incidents that attract the interest of both the media and the police. continue reading Review – The Brave One (18)

October 1, 2007

Review – Chuck and Larry

Wednesday me and Nat went to see I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry at Derby cinema. The plot basically involves two New York Firemen (Adam Sandler and Kevin Kames) entering into a false gay marriage in order to solve a pension crisis. Their marriage comes under scrutany by the state however following a spate of simmilar situations where false couples had used it gain money or tax breaks illegally. continue reading Review – Chuck and Larry

August 16, 2007

Review – The Bourne Ultimatum

Three years on and the CIA’s most difficult target ever, Jason Bourne is still on the run. This time, he brings the fight to ther doorstep. Well, he did tell you to leave him alone.

As well as stars Matt Damon and Julia Stiles, director Paul Greengrass returns to finish the trilogy that restored faith in the spy genre. This time, while still on the run, Bourne hears of a leak from the CIA to British newspaper the Guardian regarding Treadstone (The black-ops assassination unit that Bourne was formerly a part of) but when he meets with the Journalist reporting the leak, it becomes clear that Treadstone was only the tip of the Iceberg. With unexpected help from former Treadstone logistics agent Nicky Parsons (Stiles) Bourne must get to the bottom of the conspiracy that made him and many others the killing machines they are.

One thing that I’ve always loved about these films is that they are true adult’s spy stories. None of this fake, make a witty remark after dispatching an enemy crap that the likes of Ethan Hunt and [insert cliche action hero] tend to do. Nor does Bourne dodge every bullet and punch. He’s not super-human This is gritty, realistic and honest. You really get a sense that the CIA could easily be behind something such as this.

It’s not just the script that gives this realism though. Moscow is shot in Moscow, Berlin is shot in Berlin and Madrid is shot in Madrid. Not everyone speaks English, not that Language barriers have ever been a problem for Jason Bourne as we have seen him speak fluent French, Spanish, Russian and German throughout the course of the trilogy. Use of real-life companies and technologies don’t only help fund the film through product placement, they also give you an extra level of realism. You see Bourne buy a phone form the Carphone Warehouse, he meets with a reporter from the Guardian, and at one point you see the CIA using what appears to be Windows.. or something very much dressed up as Windows. The cars he uses are typical of cars used in that country and in Morocco he rides a Vespa.

So yeah, we’ve established the film is realistic. But is it actually good? Does it Live up to the first two movies? In a word, yes.

Matt Damon as Jason Bourne was an unlikely choice but I seriously cannot imagine another actor playing the role as well as he does. He’s prefect for it and even in this third outing, he does not Disappoint. Supporting roles were good as well. I was surprised to see one of my favourite actors, Scott Glenn in the role of CIA Director Ezra Kramer and Joan Allen returns as scaresly informed but never naieve CIA agent Pamela Landy. Although Glenn doesn’t have much of a role in the film, the actor’s very palpable presence (without giving too much away) ensures that the Chracter’s place in the whole Bourne conspiracy is felt. I think what really gives this film it’s success is the consistency that is present thourghout the trilogy. Same stars, same Director and production team and no glaring plot holes between the films. This is a very satisfying conclusion to the trilogy and I can see many a DVD box set flying off the shelf come Christmas.

I am seriously hard pushed to say I enjoyed this film any more or any less than the first two installments. They are just so consistent and so well made that I can’t help but love them.

Verdict: starstarstarstar

July 31, 2007

Review – The Simpsons Movie

You know how you go to a theme park, queue for hours to get on a ride that lasts 20 seconds but somehow you’re cool with that? Well try waiting 18 years for 82 minutes of film. How was I still satisfied? I don’t know, but I was!

I say satisfied… I should really say “overall I was satisfied” because, you see, all the simpsons humour was there, all my favourite characters were there adn the story was really good. The only problem was… well, the fact that it was a movie. That might sound odd but honestly, I don’t think I benefitted in the slightest from seeing this on the big screen. The animation was good, better than a standard episode, but it was a long way from being a special effects blockbuster. Also, a few risque gags aside, the story was nothing so special it had to be a movie.

Basically the story revolves around Springfield becoming the latest ecological disaster to plague the earth, an event foreseen by Grampa Simpson in a holy vision. In response, the EPA enclose the city in a gigantic glass dome. Tensions rise and when it becomes clear that it is in fact Homer that is responsible for the disaster the town band together to Kill the Simpsons. After an unlikely escape the family soon discover that they may be the only hope to save Springfield from total destruction.

The story has a lot going for it. It’s topical, everyone wants to know about climate change and the environment!! Also, as is always the case with the simpsons (paticularly the modern episodes) there are many references to pop culture made in a, sometimes darkly, satirical way. I laughed consistently throughout this movie but no more so than I would have laughed at an episode.

I suppose I should come pack to the comparison I made to the theme park. This movie was thrilling, like a rollercoaster, but no more thrilling than being pushed at great speeds down the road in a shopping trolly, a thrill I could enjoy for free. Good enough for a feature length TV special, yes… Fit for an actual theatrical movie… ‘fraid not.

Verdict: starstarstar

July 23, 2007

Review – Transformers

2007 is truely turning out to be a big year for movies. Loads and loads of long-awaited titles have come out or are due to be out. Spider-man 3, Pirates 3, Die Hard 4.0, The Bourne Ulimatum, Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. All Big titles. However, the one I have been most looking forward to, as a true child of the 80s, is Transformers. As I child I was pretty much obsessed with Transformers and I vividly remember having a butt load of action figures including a massive Optimus Prime that transformed into this mobile command centre. Anyway… I digress. On saturday I finally got to see an advance preview screening of Michael Bay’s: Transformers.

The story is basically two waring factions, The Autobots and the Decepticons are searching for an ancient artefact called the All-Spark. It has the power to create worlds… or destroy them (bet you can’t guess what each side wants it for.) The artefact, rather inconveniently ends up on Earth… Bugger.

Sam Witwicky, played by Shia LaBeouf, unknowingly has something that both sides want; the loacation of the All-Spark, encoded on an old pair of glasses once owned by his great great grandfather, Captain Archibald Witwicky who, it transpires Discovered a frozen Megatron in the ice while exploring the arctic circle. When he accidentally activated Megatron’s navigational system the whereabouts of the All-Spark were beamed and etched onto the glasses. Sam has placed the glasses along with other items on an eBay auction and it is through this that both sides become aware of Sam, and the information he unknowingly posesses. Sure enough both sides make contact and the battle is on to find and put to use the All-Spark.

Having been told very little about the films over all plot I didn’t have many preconceptions about it. There has been lots of controversy over the appearance of the robots though. Bumblebee, in the cartoons was a VW Beetle, in the film he is a Camaro. Also, Optimus prime looks quite different, with flames no less. Megatron is the most radical change though with him being absolutely nothing like his Cartoon form.

So anyway… How was the film. I hear you ask…

In a word… Fan-bloody-tastic!!! I properly 100% enjoyed it. The story was good, the CGI was absolutely crackin and the characters were really really good. Shia LaBeouf was entertaining as Sam Witwicky and there are some entertaining appearances from John Voight and Bernie Mac.

There was some controversy over the choice of Director in Michael Bay. His work is often quite derivative and in places this can be seen in Transformers. A bunch of men getting off a plane or helicoptor around dusk with the sunset behind them all shot in slow motion… it’s either going to be John Woo or Michael Bay. You can certainly see his influence in many shots and if you were to watch The Rock straight after this movie you’d be properly surprised how similar they are in terms of cinematography and Direction. This sensationalist style doesn’t lend itself to many films but one of them is definately Transformers. I thought the way it was shot was really nice and was in keeping with the style of the story.

I do have a couple of gripes with the film, nothing major but they are worth a mention. First of all there seemed to be a lot of story centered around the humans. Not really that bad but you’d expect that in a film called Transformers there would be more action and storyline based around the robots themselves. Thankfully the story with the humans is a pretty good one too so it’s not so bad. Secondly, although most of the characters were really awesome, one of the Autobots, Jazz looked really really gay! The car he turned into was like a Daihatsu Copen!! Honestly, I was half expecting him to talk like Big Gay Al!! Again, this was a minor complaint. One other thing is I would have liked to see more of Bernie Mac’s character. He was really funny. When Sam is looking at the Camaro (Bumblebee) Mac’s character tries to sell him an old VW Beetle… Perhaps giving a slight nod to Bumblebee’s original cartoon form.

Autobots Featured:

Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Jazz

Decepticons Featured:

Megatron, Starscream, Bonecrusher, Frenzy, Barricade, Blackout, Scorponoc

All that aside though, this film is still hugely entertaining and I think I’ll be going to see it again because it truely is an amazing specatle. I want to know if this is out in IMAX theatres because it will definately be one to check out. The only reason I’m not going to give this 5 stars is because of one flaw. The film is having something of an Identity crisis. I think I went into the cinema with the right outlook; that I was going to see a kid’s/young adult’s movie with some violent action scenes. If it was looked at from the oposite view point, it being an adult’s film with a childish script, this could be a real problem. However you look at it though, this film is a success.

Verdict: starstarstarstar

July 18, 2007

Review – Die Hard 4.0

It’s been 12 years since we left John McClane with his new-found friend Zeus Carver on the side of a Quebec street having just spectacularly blown up Simon’s helicoptor with some electrical cables after uttering his obligatory catch-phrase; “Yippee Ki Yay mother fucker”. I’m sure I was not alone in thinking, until rumours of this fourth installment began to surface, that this would be the last time the beloved character would appear on the silver screen… But thank god I was wrong!

This installment sees John McClane yet again fighting the almost Die-Hard-Patented Theives posing as terrorists. This time, however, it’s Cyber-terror that get’s the Die Hard treatment with Timothy Olyphant (Go, A man apart, Gone in 60 seconds) playing the role of Thomas Gabriel, a formerly government-employed IT security consultant who was fired for “Hacking into Norad using only a Laptop” to point out the military’s inadequate security. McClane is given the task of overseeing the safe transport of young hacker and genius Matt Farrell played by Justin Long (Dodgeball) to police custody following the assassinations of various other prolific hackers across the country. It is at this point McClane becomes involved in Gabriel’s plans.

Gabriel and his team, made up of equal parts of brains and braun, begin to carry out a “Fire Sale” which is basically a massive hack of all computer operated systems in the country. All is not as it seems though and when Mclane begins to interfere in Gabriel’s plans, things get personal and McClane’s daughter, Lucy is kidnapped and her life threatened. John must not only rescue his daughter but also put a stop to Gabriel and his team before the USA is brought to it’s knees.

The computer illiterate McClane is not alone in his fight, however and the young Matt Farrel is never far from his side providing technological assistance whenever it’s needed.

It appears with time some things have changed with our hero. He’s come to terms with his hair loss and has decided to shave off the few remaining hairs rather than opt for a much less action movie friendly comb-over. He’s also managed to curb his bad language, a move that someone as cynical as myself could see as a change to fit the movie into a PG-13 certificate (15 in the UK) so as to maximise profits. But dispite these changes, Detective John McClane is as good an action hero as he has ever been, dishing out beatings and hillarious one-liners as if the events of the 40 story Nakatomi Plaza 19 years previous had happened only yesterday.

The protagonist is not the only factor to a story’s success, however and the supporting performances in this movie are also as good as I would have hoped. They certainly had big shoes to fill after Die Hard With a Vengance and supporting performances from Jeremy Irons and Samuel L Jackson. Justin Long and Timothy Olypahnt are excellent in this film and Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Lucy McLane is also hugely entertaining. An unexpected role from Kevin Smith is something I wasn’t expecting to see but I have to say I enjoyed it.

The special effects were all great and the scene with the fighter jet and the Juggernaut was superbly shot and put together. Stunts were great too and with the addition of CGI were only enhanced.

So all good then? Not really, no. You see, although this film ticked all the right boxes for an adrenaline fuelled action adventure… It didn’t feel like Die Hard. It seemed far too glossy and polished. I felt distanced from the action, something that was certainly not an issue with the previous three films. Also, McClane was given almost Carte Blance to roam from place to place fighting these new, high-tech bad guys. He goes from New York, to DC to Maryland. I think some of the success of the previous movies came from the fact that the action was confined to a very well defined area (Nakatomi Plaza in Die Hard, Dulles international airport in Die Hard 2 and Central New York City in Die Hard with a Vengance). McClane is best in confined areas. Also… McLane flies a Helicoptor! I’m sorry but that seems like something the John McClane I thought I knew would never do.

Overall though, I really enjoyed this film and I reccomend any fan of the Previous installments of Die Hard should go and see it.

starstarstarstar

July 9, 2007

Yippie Kai Yay Mother fucker!!!

Bon Weekend!!

Friday… Went out for something to eat at Zizzi which was nice. Their olives are the best!! I had a lovely pizza with Mushrooms, olives, pepperoni, parma ham and artichokes! Yum!! By the time I’d dropped Nat off and battled through the 10mph roadworks on the A516 – A38 on-ramp it was gone 1 am by the time I got in…. good job I had no work on Saturday! :D

Saturday… didn’t do a lot tbh, went to McArthur Glen with the newly engaged Brahn and Lola (Congratulations again guys!!) and had some lunch and some coffee from Gloria Jeans. I was gonna go to the Green Room but a. I coulen’t be bothered and b. No one ended up going. I just cooled out at home and watched the exorcist 2… it was pretty bad.

Sunday… well me and Nat were gonna watch Anchorman round at hers but I was awoken by a text from her saying we couldn’t for whatever reason so needed to rethink the day’s plans…. Went round her house about 12:30 and then we went into Derby for some lunch at the Standing Order. After that we wandered around some shops before realising it was a beautiful day and it would be rude not to go to markeaton park. We chilled out there til nearly 7 getting a tan! Then to top it all off we went to see the long awaited Die Hard 4.0! I tell you something…. It was fucking fantastic but didn’t feel like a Die Hard Movie. Don’t get me wrong, John Mclane was very much himself with the usual no nonsense wisecracks (“Last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV parked up her ass”) but the feel of the movie and the action was definately not Die Hard. Don’t let this make you think that I enjoyed it any less though because it was still a kick ass action film that ticked all the right boxes for me. Well, there’s nothing out thats worth seeing now til the 20th when not only does Transformers come out, the Simpsons movie is also released.

Speaking of Transformers, I’ve changed my text message alert tone to the sound the transformers make when they change. It’s cool in a hugely geeky way!

Now, on to something a bit more serious. I noticed a couple of people on MySpace have posted this shock-jock bulletin regarding seal clubbing and animal testing. I say “shock jock” because they are images showing the suffering of these animals. Pictures of seals with their skulls split wide open and monkeys being experemented on with their limbs restrained. To these bulletins and to the people that aproach me in the street I say the same thing. Open your eyes a little wider!

Yes, the things seen in those images are horrific, no animal should have to suffer to that degree. Seal clubbing is something I cannot agree with and to that extent the bulletin is correct. It does need to stop. But the animal testing part just gets my goat. Just think where we’d be in the field of medecine if there was no animal testing? No chemotherapy, no antibiotics, very few vaccines. We’d be pretty much fucked without it.

So next timeyou hear someone talk about putting an end to animal testing, tell them to think about the last person they knew to make it through cancer or a heart bypass or overcome a potentially life threatening disease and think if they’d still be around if there was no animal testing.

March 28, 2007

Flowers, Sunshine, Fairies…. CRACK!!!! Broken Nose!!

There was nothing to do so I went down to Alfreton to get some dinner, a pizza from pizzabaker (for those of you that don’t know, they make the most stormin deep pan pizzas you’ll ever have!), but it was fookin closed :( So right, I went to Tesco and bought some bits to cook up. In the end I bought 2 Jamaican Tilapia fillets, some green olives with lemon and garlic and some salad. Also stopped off at the video shop on the way home and rented Pan’s Labyrinth.

Pan’s Labyrinth is a Spanish film from director Guillermo del Toro that won 3 Oscars among other awards. It is dubbed as “a fairy tale for adults” and is full of rich, often spooky special effects. It tells the story of Ofelia, a young girl who moves to live on a military base with her pregnant mother to live with her mothers new lover, Capitan Vidal. On the way to the bas she finds this large insect which later reveals itself as a fairy which follows her to the barracks and shows her a book which leads her to a labyrinth in the edge of the woods. When she goes into the labyrinth she meets a bizarre half goat, half man creature that becomes only known as The Fawn. The Fawn tells her that she is the princess of the underworld and she must go on a dangerous mission to retrieve a key and a knife to enable her to return to her kingdom.

It becomes clear that the captain is only interested in his wife’s unborn child which, despite not knowing the sex he refuses to refer to as anything other than “My Son”. This not only places his wife in danger but also pushes out Ofelia who is all to willing to retreat into this fantasy world of fairies and magic.

The film was awesome! I don’t want to give away any more because I urge you all to go and see it. It’s amazing effects and brutal switches from surreal fantasy to all too real violence and strife keep you on the edge of your seat from beginning to end. There are some seriously full on gory moments that come out of nowhere and totally take you by surprise, such as when Capitan Vidal catches who he thinks are rebel scouts and proceeds to cave one’s face in with the wide end of a bottle in full close up profile with no cut aways. That one made me feel more than a little queasy. So my only reccomendations are that if you’re squeemish or unable to watch a film with subtitles then Pan’s Labyrinth may not be the film for you but those of you that can cope with those things, you’re in for a rare treat!

Tonight, I might go to the movies with Trig to see TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles). Liam has said it’s mega and many people have agreed! It’s Orange Wednesday so for £3 who can argue!?

March 23, 2007

Birth of a Legend… The Hollywood Game

Nottingham, 2004… a Thursday night in the Pit and Pendulum. Me and Gaz were sitting at a table down stairs and were talking about movies. I realised that we both had formidable movie trivia knowledge but wondered if there was any way we could test each other… and then, while Gaz stuffed his cake hole with spicy chicken nachos, I had the idea! The Hollywood game was born. Of course at this time it was crude but the more nachos Gaz ate, the more I worked out the intricacies of the game until I had the following:

Who starts is determined by a coin toss. The starting player must name an actor (a big A-List star for the initial turn, to get the game moving), the other player must then name a movie that the named actor was in as well as another actor from that movie. For example; if the starting player said “Brad Pitt”, the other player could respond with “Ocean’s 11 – George Clooney”. This then bounces back to the starting player who must do the same back, for example they could say “From Dusk Til Dawn – Juliette Lewis”

This passes back and forth until a player is stuck and cannot think of a response. At this time they would say “Point” to signify that the other player has won. Below is how a typical game would go.

Player A: Brad Pitt

Player B: Ocean’s 11 – George Clooney

Player A: From Dusk Til Dawn – Danny Trejo

Player B: Desperado – Steve Buscemi

Player A: Mr. Deeds – Peter Gallagher

Player B (now stuck): Point.

This means that player A wins that round and gets a point. Games can be played to best of 3 rounds or best of 5 or 7 or whatever, depending on the players skill. Higher skilled players play for far longer so less rounds is usually better.

It may be easy in some situations to just name an actor who is really obscure or who hasn’t been in much else but be careful because your opponent always has the right to challenge. If they challenge, you must be able to come up with an answer. If you cannot, your opponent wins. For example, in the above game, when player A said “Mr. Deeds – Peter Gallagher”, player B could have challenged. In that eventuality Player A would have had to think of another film with Peter Gallagher and an actor from that film. If Player A was unable to do this, Player B would have won that round.

The game is best played face to face to determine who buys the next round of beers but it can be played over MSN as well. However, if access to the Internet is available it becomes very easy to cheat. You obviously aren’t allowed to just look at IMDB because the game would go on forever. You can however, if you are unsure about who an actor is use a Google Image Search on his/her name. You can only use the first page of results. This will more than likely serve to jog your memory of who the actor is and if you’re lucky you might even see stills from a film they were in or a poster. Google Image Search is the ONLY on-line help you are allowed. If there is a dispute over whether an actor was in a particular movie IMDB can be used to settle the dispute. If it shows the player to be correct, then the game continues if not, they concede a point.

There are of course rules on who you can and cannot name. The actor you name must be presently alive and working and must be in English language movies (No bloody foreigners!!). Only cast, no crew. You can’t use an actor who has already been named in the same game. Sequels are allowed to be used as different movies, but remember, no re-use of actors names. Siblings can be used no problem (i.e. Luke and Owen Wilson).
There you have it folks, the Hollywood game in all it’s movie nerd glory! Enjoy.

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